Your Complete Guide to Saving Movie Theater Seats

Sunday, December 27th, 2009 • Horrorthon Posts

From Defamer: “I’m laying down some ground rules about movie theater seat saving, because I’m sick of having the film ruined by you assholes…If you can not follow them, then you have to sit in the aisle or wait for everything to come out on DVD and leave the theater for civilized folk.”

The rules (click here for full text explaining each item):

The party for whom the seat is saved must be in the theater.
A seat with a coat or bag on it is taken.
The only acceptable place to go is to get popcorn or use the toilet.
You can only save one seat at a time.
No, I will not move over.
No, I will not watch your stuff.
Don’t ask me if a seat is free.
When the previews start, any save is voided.

Again, read the complete list (recommended).